Sat
Feb
27
Alma Mater
Amazing. After quite a long period of inactivity (due to both the onslaught of schoolwork and a lack of tipster submissions), I received in my inbox one of the best snow penises I have ever seen. Its placement gives it a sort of ambiguity that lends itself to multiple interpretations. Is Alma reading a dirty, yet upside-down, pop-up book? Is she using her book as a platform for a snow-dildo of sorts? Or does the book contain a large hole through which a well-endowed Alma, blessed with both impressive penis length and an excess of scrotal skin, placed her own snowy junk? The world may never know.
